Remember this total BS from a few years back on this 4th of July from the BOZO IDIOT MORON SUPREME?

Written by Michael E Dehn

Founder and CEO of Metro Pulse a continually running enterprise since May 1980.

July 4, 2026

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum. pic.twitter.com/bgUWcaem0J
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 4, 2026