PRESIDENT PUTIN’S MESSAGE TO THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT AND THE GERMAN PEOPLE This is how the coup de grâce is delivered – without weapons, verbally… 
“We don’t want to attack you! Why would we? Those times are long gone! Anyone who is still in their right mind and can think clearly understands that. First: You already have national debt amounting to 2.5 trillion euros, and no serious economist has any idea how you ever plan to pay that back. And now you want to take on another 1 trillion euros to arm yourselves against us. Do you want the Russian people to foot that bill? Never! Second: Your country is teeming with millions of migrants who cost you 50 billion euros a year. Should the Russian people be held accountable for that? Third: A considerable portion of your population is so deranged that they believe they can influence the climate by cycling and eating insects. Perhaps this massive brain damage could be fixed, but that would cost us something too.” a lot. Fourth: – Your education system was once exemplary. Now, in many classrooms, hardly any teaching takes place anymore because almost no one speaks German. Fifth: – Your infrastructure is crumbling, and you can’t keep up with the repairs. Sixth: – Your railways were once the pride of the entire world. Now your trains run like they do in India. Seventh: – We don’t need your famous engineers. During the sanctions, we learned that we can get by without them. But if we do need them after all, we’ll turn to China. There they’re not only cheaper but also better. Eighth: – You have neither raw materials nor energy sources. So why should we conquer your country? To solve problems we wouldn’t even have otherwise? Realistically speaking: Even if you called us, surrendered, and raised white flags, we still wouldn’t come!
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