And in the big city this morning….

Evidence technician request:

Cop: We have a domestic battery, male, 30 years old. He has scratches on his face and his scrotum has been bitten off.

Sergeant: The ET will respond, but they're not taking a picture of no missing scrotum.#Chicago #ChicagoScanner #DelayedTweet

— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) April 26, 2023