Are they WHACKED in Iran or what?

Founder and CEO of Metro Pulse a continually running enterprise since May 1980.

Tragically for this poor soul cursed to be living under this total bullshit, HE is the one about to be whacked

SNL heading into summer hiatus ON A ROLL

Apr 8, 2026

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/snl-olivia-rodrigo-matt-damon-will-ferrell-paul-mccartney-1236711439

Apr 7, 2026

https://nypost.com/2026/04/06/us-news/artemis-ii-launch-live-updates-moon-flyby

Mar 26, 2026

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/16137891/super-bowl-63-location-confirmed-vegas